West Marches: Westmoor
Earplugs, earplugs, get your earplugs!
Having trouble with Harpies singing you into a hole? Throw in a set of Fancy Dan’s earplugs and wallop that bird into next week.
Is there an old lady snoring at the inn? Pop in the earplugs and you don’t gotta listen to her snore through the night.
Writhing mass of flesh with hundreds of mouths whispering forbidden temptations to drive you to madness? Show it your earplugs and say, ‘No thank you, sir, I’m perfectly happy with my sanity."
Fancy Dan’s Earplugs. For all of your adventuring needs.